So happy spring break is like over. I can’t with these people at this age. I need my moments to recharge and reflect without somebody talking to me all day. I wrote about it. I’m also over back-talk, sneaking to watch TV in the middle of the night, and people having nothing to do. I create stuff for them when they look too comfortable.
I’m also tired of little feet in my back, and cooking every meal every day. I’m trying to get on that free lunch program. And dinner, that requires a cleavage-displaying top and a lot of suggestive banter–oh and wine. I need a vacation. “Take me away and let’s play….”
If you got The Signature Movement, you get it. And you’re laughing right now. If not, you should get it. See, I covered all these topics and more in my latest book. I figured it would be great to talk about this single mother thing in real terms, and in living color in some places. Why not? I’ve talked about everything else.
It only makes sense that I come out–as in embrace my feelings, needs, wants, what I miss, and be open about it in a way that others won’t feel they have to keep hiding theirs. I’m human! And I ain’t mad about it. I keep telling people I was married for a while; my single doesn’t look exactly like the woman who’s never been married. I had to adjust, and I’m still adjusting in some areas. Hey, I’m accustomed to certain things that don’t come in this single mama package and I want them back! But upgraded of course. I had a Cadillac too, but I want a new one … with Bluetooth, cooled seats, flex fuel and mp3 options. 😀
Yeah, The Signature Movement is my coming out party. Get it. Read it. Laugh at it. Then recommend it to every woman you know. There are so many tips from like every conceivable angle of being a woman, nobody should miss this. Recommend it to men who want to understand women better. The moods, the dirty looks, the angry moments, the need to take naps, and so many of our quirks are explained here. Got book club? Right. Get it. Share me with your loved ones and your new friends.
If you should thoroughly enjoy the book, by all means send me your comments so I can publish them, please–or post them to Amazon when you buy the Kindle version. People probably think I’m nothing special because there aren’t comments flowing from all my book descriptions. You know how you look at a product online that you don’t know much about, and you’re scared to buy it because it hasn’t been reviewed yet, or because there’s only one review? Don’t leave me this way. You know my work ethic and my creative, storytelling ability and my knack for hitting the nail on the head better than anybody. Tell them! No pressure though (I’m lying; I really need you to do this). Please. And thank you. Happy Monday to you.
From the Mind of: Tonya D. Floyd
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